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Victim of the Western Decline

by theEndlessVacuum

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1.
The turn of the screw, what it does to you You say that you can feel it, well I feel it too You're never feeling steady, always on the decline You try to find meaning in what can't be defined I said hey, what's your new excuse? I said hey, what have we got to lose? You say that it never ends, you tear yourself open again We're trying to make ends meet but we're just missing a piece Singing Jack be nimble, singing Jack be free Jack don't look back, you'll become obsolete You've got to write the stories that no one has told If you want to travel the road paved with gold I said hey, what's your new excuse? I said hey, what have we got to lose? You say that it never ends, you tear yourself open again We're trying to make ends meet but we're just missing a piece We just need some time Everything will be fine You say that it never ends, you tear yourself open again We're trying to make ends meet but we're just missing a piece But we're just missing a piece But we're just missing a piece But we're just missing a piece
2.
Vermin Race 03:04
See the rodents race down your lawn up in outer space Hear the vermin crawl inside your walls while they eat your face Swallow all your fears, suck down your beer, keep counting out the years The cycle starts anew, what would you do if we just disappeared? Well my house starts shaking and my heart starts quaking I've been running out of space after it's been taken I'm puking in stasis on a regular basis I found out lately that my life is what I make it Gotta get myself out of the vermin race Learn your ABCs on your knees while shot with processed cheese The hymns you learned were wrong, sing along, turn into the new priest Abandon all your friends once again, they'll never understand Get to verse number two, what should we do, just ride around the bend Well my house starts shaking and my heart starts quaking I've been running out of space after it's been taken I'm puking in stasis on a regular basis I found out lately that my life is what I make it Gotta get myself out of the vermin race When I say vermin, you say race
3.
It was twenty years ago today, they found me in my habitat and took me away I found myself in a glass case, thousands of faces pass by every day Captivity is now my home, there's nowhere else that I can go They put me in a hunting pose just like my ancestors long, long ago You can look, but you can't touch I am a specimen out on display You can point and you can laugh Bring the whole family down before it goes away For years I've been still, I reek of formaldehyde There is no moving forward, perpetually stuck in my era of time The only voice I have now are the words lined in this song Historians will study me, wonder where my species went wrong You can look, but you can't touch I am a specimen out on display You can point and you can laugh Bring the whole family down before it goes away I'm a modern being but became ancient history A traveling attraction in a never-ending carnival Gutted of my insides and deprived of my dignity I'm permanently preserved in a limbo post-utero Exotic taxidermy makes for a wonderful tourist trap I never knew how God could ever make me such a mockery I am but a pawn for the desire of a profiting I have a mouth but I cannot scream You can look, but you can't touch I am a specimen out on display You can point and you can laugh Bring the whole family down before it goes away
4.
You don't wanna mess with a guy like me I sleep with the rats, I got an art degree I'm just an average hipster but without the hip You just cannot deny my sheer craftsmanship My portfolio will amaze even the simplest of minds Ask me about my Tumblr sometime Everyone around me thinks that I'm just a snob But they'll regret it once it nets me a job I listen to Klaatu at the drive-thru, the greatest hits of Meredith Monk You know life ain't that easy when your head's so full of junk You say you don't like my Pollock spew and my art belongs in the trash Well I'm sorry bud, you'll have to wait in line to kiss my head that's full of junk I can fill jars with my own piss I can sell a painting then shred it to bits I'm creative, I can do whatever I can You just don't get the meaning, man Performance art that was too avant-garde For even the suckers down at the Juliard Oh yeah, I forgot to mention this one too: A sculpture built out of my loo I listen to Klaatu at the drive-thru, the greatest hits of Meredith Monk You know life ain't that easy when your head's so full of junk You say you don't like my Pollock spew and my art belongs in the trash Well I'm sorry bud, you'll have to wait in line to kiss my head that's full of junk *So like, this is my newest piece, it’s uh, acrylic on canvas, and like, I know it looks like a blue square, but you know, I think it represents like, how we as a society are like, always confined to a box, and like, how little of our universe we actually understand, you know what I mean?* I listen to Klaatu at the drive-thru, the greatest hits of Meredith Monk You know life ain't that easy when your head's so full of junk You say you don't like my Pollock spew, you call me a snot nose punk Well I'm sorry bud, you'll have to wait in line to kiss my ass
5.
Two Masks 03:26
Got two masks on my face One that gives and one that takes Got two masks on my mind One that breathes and one that dies I've got no sympathy for shadows I never follow them home No empathy for illusions They need to leave me alone I can't sleep, I don't have eyes I can't dream, I've got no time I can't be lost, I won't be found I can't be saved til I come back round Got two masks on my face One that gives and one that takes Got two masks on my mind This two-headed beast of mine I've got no patience for prophets Don't care what they have to say Got fucked over by the false ones That's how I wound up this way I can't be me, I don't have faith I can't be you, it's much too late I can't hide, you'll find my cloud I can't rise up til I fall back down Got two masks on my face One that gives and one that takes Got two masks on my mind One that breathes and one that dies Two masks, one face Two hearts, two fakes One life, one chance One mouth, two chants Got two masks on my face One that gives and one that takes Got two masks on my mind This two-headed beast of mine
6.
You got new shoes but they don't suit you at all You stumble all the time but you never fall You got eyes of ice and a sixties mind You're painting on my brain just like a valentine You won't make a hit record out of myself You're gonna play me once then put me back on the shelf I want to be beside you but I'm just a B-side to you I run and I hide from you, I should have thought this through You're sweet and you're strange, my heart's been a-rocking Rocking my heart, it's melting like chocolate I want something groovy baby, you got that Spin me around again, now I'm asking What's a guy like me to do when I meet someone like you I just cannot read your cue, I say you're sweet and you're strange I know you like to see this like one big game You make me run in circles til I'm frying my brain Don't always see your tricks until you put them away Why'd you have to change the rules before I could play I thought I was your type but now you're proving me wrong You're like a quick brown fox, I'm just an old lazy dog I never knew why I liked you but it's easy to see That there could never be nobody that was quite as weird as me You're sweet and you're strange, my heart's been a-rocking Rocking my heart, it's melting like chocolate I want something groovy baby, you got that Spin me around again, now I'm asking What's a guy like me to do when I meet someone like you I'll just have to watch you move, I say you're sweet and you're strange S W E E T S T R A N G E, S W E E T S T R A N G E You're S W E E T S T R A N G E Enough about you, enough about me Enough about that whole spelling bee You're sweet and you're strange, my heart's been a-rocking Rocking my heart, it's melting like chocolate I want something groovy baby, you got that Spin me around again, now I'm asking What's a guy like me to do when I meet someone like you I just cannot read your cue, but I bet you really want me to What's a guy like me to do when I meet someone like you I'll just have to watch you move, I say you're sweet and you're strange
7.
Bombhead 02:56
I got myself a job, I'm working 9 to 5 I sit down in my office and I feel just fine I'm the happiest little worker that could ever be I even have a suit made just for me I love my little desk and the plain decor I love how the walls always match the floor I keep pushing papers just to pass the time But I can't let my coworkers look me in the eyes I'll tell you why *I've been trying to stab out the competition, I've increased our productivity from Q4. My bosses are very happy with me* My clock is ticking down, I'm approaching code red I guess that's why they call me, they call me the Bombhead There's no rush at my job, there's nothing to fear I'm glad I'm alive and I'm glad to be here I do what I'm told and don't ask for pay I'm always on time for my shift every day They made me productive and tidy and neat They drag me out the office with chains around my feet They can't make me leave, I don't wanna go home Why can't my bosses just leave me alone? Just leave me alone *They gave me my coffee for today, where's my stapler? I believe you have my stapler* My clock is ticking down, I'm approaching code red I guess that's why they call me, they call me the Bombhead *I could set the building on fire* My clock is ticking down, I'm approaching code red I guess that's why they call me, they call me the Bombhead
8.
I be making that green on that minimum wage I be stocking them shelves over at Target I got them rupees, green rupees like Zelda Billion dollar babies, better swallow them or sell them Went over to Walmart and got myself a pool It's like three feet deep but it's still pretty cool Money is my middle name, no really, that's legit If you don't believe me check out my birth certificate Living like a gourmand, I gotta say I sure do love eating Maruchan every day Whether it be beef, chili, chicken or shrimp Slurping on those noodles makes me feel like a pimp What you gonna do when you see me and all my fans Spending all that paper, don't even got to use my hands Every day each of my haters makes me another grand Everyone bow down to the king, that's a demand What you gonna do when you see me and all my fans Spending all that paper, don't even got to use my hands Every day each of my haters makes me another grand Everyone bow down to the king, that's a demand My mama always told me to count my blessings She never knew I'd make all these investments Washington's my homie, Lincoln's my G I've got enough of them to buy Twinkies from the vending machine I'm bouncing checks, I'm breaking necks When I step in they say "damn" They wanna be in my posse, like bitch Do you know who I am? K R Y, dollar sign, T A L what does that spell? Kry$tal Pep$i's the name and I'm about to raise some hell Crushing your head in between the kick and the snare Bout to get scraped off the heels of a true thousandaire You think I give a shit? You think I give a fuck? I'm just swimming in my money pile like a certain McDuck This beat's from California, it be starting forest fires And the sick rhymes you hear just make the flames go higher I'm rich bitch, that's all you need to know I'm out of here, but not before this outro What you gonna do when you see me and all my fans Spending all that paper, don't even got to use my hands Every day each of my haters makes me another grand Everyone bow down to the king, that's a demand What you gonna do when you see me and all my fans Spending all that paper, don't even got to use my hands Every day each of my haters makes me another grand Everyone bow down to the king, that's a demand, bitch

about

The long-awaited followup to Soundtrack to the Clearance Bin that nobody was actually waiting for.

But for real, this batch of songs has been in the works ever since that released. Procrastination is a bitch sometimes. Anyway, I'm glad to finally be putting these out there, I think I outdid myself this time around and I hope you all agree. Writing rock songs has been way more enjoyable for me and I'm definitely looking forward to keeping things going. See you guys in 2036 for some more spicy tunes!

credits

released February 7, 2024

- Nathan Knight: Bass, Guitar, Vocals, Drum Programming, Synths, Production

- Isaac Riley: Additional Guitar (Track 1), Unassuming Whataburger Patron

- James McKinney: Equally Unassuming Whataburger Patron

- Jennifer Nguyen: Cover Photography

- Kry$tal Pep$i: Instrumental and Vocals (Track 8)

- Special thanks go to all of the fine folks from Guitars and Growlers/Happy Hippie for encouraging, inspiring, or if nothing else, tolerating me. Also to Bryant for gifting me parts of the stupid outfit that wound up being useful in the end.

We're all victims of the Western decline here at Yellow Devil!

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